Special Announcement from the Clown Marketing Institute...

"The Truth About Booking More Shows, Making More Money, And Living Your Dream Of Being A Professional Clown"

“An Insider's Look At How You Can Quickly Become Successful
As A Full Time Professional Clown"

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"I have always had the dream of working for myself.  And now to be able to do it as a professional clown!  Getting your information was just the thing I needed to get my clown business going fulltime.  Thanks!  It's made a world of difference for me.  No more punching a time clock at the factory for me!

Lorinne "Popsicle" Burgess, NJ


Madison, Ohio
9:08 p.m.

Dear Fellow Clown and Friend,

If you are a Birthday Party performer:

  • How do you get a steady stream of phone calls everyday from parents who want to book YOU?
  • Do you have an effective telephone script that gets you booked with over 80% of the people who call you on the phone?
  • Are you dominating the local market in your area?

As a School Performer:

  • How do you get booked at a handsome rate without the schools paying you any money?

  • How do you break into the market?

  • Looking for ways to get booked year after year?

If you are targeting the Trade Show, multi-day gigs:

  • Interested in breaking into the

                          HOTTEST, specialized, new market for clowns?

  • Do you know the 4 reasons why Trade Show organizers would hire you?

 

Are you thinking you would like more Corporate events:

  • How to become the Featured Entertainer for the event?

  • The best way to set up your show for more spin off business from presenting your talents?

If you are new to the business:

  • How to get the most effective use from your limited marketing budget?

  • Looking for proven, effective strategies to get the most out of any form of advertising or promotional material so you can stand out from the crowd?

  • Wanting to learn short cuts that will JUMP START your business?

All these benefits, and many more, are available to you through my

"Clown Marketing Blueprint"

Your business can’t survive without customers.

It doesn’t matter if you've got the greatest show on earth – if you don’t have a bunch of shows booked over the next several weeks, all you have is a funny suit, a bag of tricks... and no cash flow.

And that's no laughing matter.

You see, most clowns are good at what they do… but they’re not good at marketing. And skills without customers won’t put a single dime in your pocket … even if you’ve got 10 years of experience, specialized training, and tricks up the "wazoo".

If you want to take your clown business to the next level, please read on...

You’re about to discover a proven, sure-fire way to increase your bookings and profits by getting all the hot leads and customers you can handle.

 

 

"Hi, I'm new to the business....I'm set to go. All this information is great! Keep it up!"
Piccalily Nikki, new clown

 

What a way to start a clown business! There is no other way!
Very sensible and good way to understand the basics.
Highly recommended to everyone just beginning or a seasoned
business wanting to expand.

Eric Dreiseidel, Ooops the Juggler

 

All of the things that you told us are very useful and it helped me to make a decision to put more actions in place around my current customer base. Plus it sparked some new ideas too! Thanks a bunch for your training and I really appreciate what you are doing.
Val Daisy Tutson

www.idaisyclownie.com

 

I enjoyed myself and have been motivated to get more involved with my business. Your information was very valuable and encouraging.
Thanks!
Birdie

 

Thanks to your information I am now booking the same amount of shows last month that I booked all of last year!  Your information was right on the money.  I want to be the poster child for your website!

Darla "Flutterbug" Louis, MO

 

 

But don't just read about it.

Listen to the business growth other clowns have experienced through the Clown Marketing Institute:

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Carl Woody, Greenville, SC

                                                                       Joyset Clowns

Bev, Mississauga, Ontario Canada

 Clowns at Party California

 

  Jonathan, Boston, MA

 

 

You’ll begin to book more shows and make more money too once you learn the proven, effective material available in this home study course specifically designed FOR  clowns by clowns.

Even if your customer generation programs are currently doing okay, now you can now double, triple, or even quadruple the results you’re getting with my proven system.

But FIRST, let me tell you what this system is not.  It's not a GET RICH QUICK SCHEME.  It's a step-by-step proven system for growing your clown business so you can do the thing you love successfully!

That’s what this web site is about... showing you where to turn to find simple, yet detailed information specifically designed for clowns and guaranteed to improve your business.

My name is Esther Beris (AKA "Peewee The Clown").

That's me in the picture :-) -------->

People tell me that I'm a natural born performer, and I've built up a nice clown business with my unique shows.

But that's not the real secret of my success.

My real secret is my marketing.

Over the years, I've discovered exactly what to do to book the kind of shows I want to do, with the kind of clients I like to work with and at premium fees, increasing my business by over 1200% in less than 1 year.

And now, I want to show you how -- step-by-step -- in an amazing new series of home study courses and coaching programs that will make booking more shows a breeze… even if you live in a small town and think you've tried everything!

You'll discover:

  • How to get your business jump started, especially if you are new to clowning,

  • Get your business positioned for success before your customers even know about you,

  • How to get the attention of your best potential prospects,

  • Stop wasting money on advertising that won't help you,

  • How to get more of the shows you want to do,

  • The 5 Biggest Marketing Mistakes clowns make,

  • How to quickly turn potential prospects into paying customers,

  • A telephone script and formula that gets you booked on the first call

  • How to master the "art and science" of writing powerful sales letters, postcards, brochures, order forms, display ads, classified ads, web pages, and anything else you need to generate leads and customers, and

  • Turning your fax machine into a money making weapon,

  • How to motivate your customers to bring you lots of pre-qualified referrals

  • What the Yellow Page experts don't want you to know

  • How to get quick and easy referral strategies working for you

  • Success formulas of other clowns

  • How to get your business running on autopilot

  • What makes your business unique

  • How to break into new markets that you had no idea how to get into

  • The truth about Cold Calling

  • How to view your business as a real small business

  • The 3 P's of your Clowning Business

  • How to generate multiple streams of income into your clown business

  • Learn Marketing Makeover techniques that will transform your "so-so" material

  • How to get the best marketing impact on a shoestring budget

  • How to dominate your local market

  • How other successful clowns have grown their business in their specific niches

 
Through the Clown Marketing Blueprint offered here you'll learn the exact same step-by-step system I still use to book all the shows I want and other proven business building strategies that you just can't find anywhere else!



Plus, I'll help "jump start" your success by handing you my personal marketing plan along with actual flyers, ads and other proven marketing material that you can "copy" as your own.



But Wait! There's MORE!

FREE Bonus #1:

The Clown Sales and Marketing Model - a 1 hour DVD presentation to a room filled to capacity with Professional Clowns

(a $197 value)

This is a Special Report that shows you the emotional triggers every customer goes through while deciding if they want to book you.  Know the triggers and get yourself positioned for success.

FREE Bonus #2:

 Clown Marketing Institute 4 hour BOOTCAMP on DVD

($297 value)

This is the Clown Marketing Bootcamp they've been talking about at the conventions!  It's new and taking the country by storm!  See a live recording of the Clown Marketing BOOTCAMP that took place at the PONY convention.  It's yours to view over and over again as the Bootcamp is chock full of ideas and practical, results-oriented material that will transform your business.  The price of the Clown Marketing Blueprint is worth it just for the material available on these 4 hour DVD recordings!

 

FREE Bonus #2:

Yellow Page Secrets EXPOSED (a MUST HAVE if you are in the Yellow Pages!)

A Special Report by Clown Marketing Institute that the Yellow Page people don't want you to know about.  This report was worth $3600 to Carl Woody at www.JoysetClowns.com!  That's how much he is saving this year due to this report!

 

FREE Bonus #3:

Success in Clowning Teleseminars on CD

(a $197 value)

Listen in on the most unique telephone seminars for clowns who are serious about growing their business.  Over 8 hours of audio on high quality CDs.

 

FREE Bonus #4:

An Interview with TOBY KID

One of the most well known, high profile clowns who has carved out a niche for his business and how he did it.  Over 1 hour interview.

 

FREE Bonus #5:

365 Reasons to Celebrate

We searched high and low for a full, comprehensive list of all the National Holidays listed for the whole year.  This daily list of multiple reasons to celebrate will provide you with lots of fun material for making your voice message creative and unique every day.  It's a 14 page list!

 

FREE Bonus #6:

8 Tips for a Great Party

(priceless if it it keeps the family pet from ruining your show!)

This is yours to copy and use as an insert with your contracts to help inform and educate your customer.  It shows your professionalism as a clown.

 
So here is my Personal Guarantee. 

I figure it is only fair to give you 90 days to examine the material.  Read through it, listen to the CD's, fill out the Thinking Sheets, use the forms.  Then if you haven't see any growth in your business as a result of using this information, you just send it back, no questions asked, and I'll give you a full refund.   If you don't make any additional income as a result of implementing the ideas in this Blueprint then I will buy the system back from you.  It's that simple.

Why am offering you this Clown Marketing Blueprint at absolutely no risk to you?

Listen, I don't want to just sell you something that I am not thoroughly convinced can transform you business.  I KNOW these strategies will work for you because all of these ideas have working amazingly well for you me.  I jumped on some ideas right away and saw immediate results and some took 30-90 days for things to start gaining traction.  Plus, I know that clowns are an honest bunch of people and I trust you to be fair and not take advantage of my offer.

HERE'S HOW TO GET YOUR CLOWN MARKETING BLUEPRINT AT A SPECIAL DISCOUNT

(It's a limited time offer so act now!)

It's ready and easy for you to get started now.  Simply click on the link below and you will have instant access to start getting more shows, make more money and have more fun with your clowning.

Act on this opportunity today and get the unfair advantage in your clown business. Go  for your dream of making a living as a professional clown.

Go ahead, take action now.  You have nothing to lose and everything to gain!

Yours for more shows, more money and more fun bumping noses,



Esther Beris
CEO, Clown Marketing Institute

 

Click Here to Grow Your Business




PS... There has never been anything like this before for clowns!  This is the most unique, comprehensive marketing system on the planet for clowns!

PPS... Absolutely no risk to you due to my 90-day "Get Results or Send it Back" Guarantee.

PPS... I'll include a $45 discount certificate for you to attend one of my LIVE Clown Marketing Bootcamps! But you have to order by midnight Sunday to get this additional bonus...
 

 

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